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- Gillibeanz
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Bollocks is another good one...I guess there's somethings that only people with an American accent can say, and people with a British accent can say.
'Have a nice day' sounds sarcastic coming from a kid with a cockney accent.
There was an interview with Wayne Coyne of Flaming Lips fame in the Observer this sunday, and he said 'kin'ell' was his favourite thing about the british acent.![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
'Have a nice day' sounds sarcastic coming from a kid with a cockney accent.
There was an interview with Wayne Coyne of Flaming Lips fame in the Observer this sunday, and he said 'kin'ell' was his favourite thing about the british acent.
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- miss buenos aires
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I used to have this English friend who had a cousin in Madrid who learned to curse in English solely from tv shows and movies. So he'd mix up the American and English curses, and tell people off by calling them "bloody motherfuckers" and things like that.laughingcrow wrote:Bollocks is another good one...I guess there's some things that only people with an American accent can say, and people with a British accent can say.
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- Gillibeanz
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COPE: I think you have me all wrong here - definition of a puritan is someone who is strict in morals and regards certain pleasures as sinful. I dont come under any of these catagories seeing as im living with my internet lover (unmarried - WHOA!!!) and firmly belive in whatever in sex rocks your world is fine by me as long as all parties consent - that includes straight and gay!
As for being a nice lady.....well lets say I do try!!![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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As for being a nice lady.....well lets say I do try!!
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COME ON YOU SPURS!!
- verbal gymnastics
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At last - we've moved back to the thread! That is, if your internet lover is one of the board or has been suggested as one of the board.Gillibeanz wrote:I dont come under any of these catagories seeing as im living with my internet lover (unmarried - WHOA!!!)
If not, carry on...
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
- Otis Westinghouse
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I think Gilli's man predates any EC board.
I think Cope was trying to say that for him personally, the topic of Gilli and mastrubation have a close connection.
In Spain (and Argentina?) they say 'echar una paja' for 'to have a wank'. translates as 'to throw a straw' or something close. Don't quite get the connection, and don't think Spanish men have the average penile girth of straw. Mitsubishi called their chunky off-roader, or something like that, a 'Pajero' in most countries, but not in Spain. 'I drive a wanker' didn't sound quite right.
Of course 'wanker' is an obvious insult. Woody Allen may call it making love to a very beautiful person, but in general the stigma is you're only doing it becuase there's no-one for you to put it into. Not that I subscribe to this view, I think testicular cancer is best avoided at all costs, and private fantasies are fun, but you can see the point.
I think Cope was trying to say that for him personally, the topic of Gilli and mastrubation have a close connection.
In Spain (and Argentina?) they say 'echar una paja' for 'to have a wank'. translates as 'to throw a straw' or something close. Don't quite get the connection, and don't think Spanish men have the average penile girth of straw. Mitsubishi called their chunky off-roader, or something like that, a 'Pajero' in most countries, but not in Spain. 'I drive a wanker' didn't sound quite right.
Of course 'wanker' is an obvious insult. Woody Allen may call it making love to a very beautiful person, but in general the stigma is you're only doing it becuase there's no-one for you to put it into. Not that I subscribe to this view, I think testicular cancer is best avoided at all costs, and private fantasies are fun, but you can see the point.
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- miss buenos aires
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I don't know if even Woody Allen's ego is that inflated; I believe the quote is, "Don't knock masturbation--it's sex with someone I love." I got to use that joke the other day with someone who'd never heard it, which is such an exquisite pleasure. (Not wanking, being the first person to tell an old joke to someone unfamiliar with it.)Otis Westinghouse wrote:Of course 'wanker' is an obvious insult. Woody Allen may call it making love to a very beautiful person...
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to get back to the topic at hand, so to speak, does this type of relationship fall under the "best buddies" or "happy loving couples" category?
only temporarily, VG, but I'll try to fix that.At last - we've moved back to the thread!
to get back to the topic at hand, so to speak, does this type of relationship fall under the "best buddies" or "happy loving couples" category?
Like me, the "g" is silent.
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Gilli really does have an internet lover - the kinky little seductress.verbal gymnastics wrote:At last - we've moved back to the thread! That is, if your internet lover is one of the board or has been suggested as one of the board.Gillibeanz wrote:I dont come under any of these catagories seeing as im living with my internet lover (unmarried - WHOA!!!)
If not, carry on...
Remember when Elvis said "wanker" on Letterman? Pure poetry from the lips of a genius. Oh, and him writing about Terry Onions having a wank whilst listening to Gene Vincent?
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"Conversations can also get wanky when there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled by an overload of the 'wankometer'. When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed, or all non-wanks will leave."
Okay, enough wanks already!!
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There's also one where someone is criticising him of masturbation, and he responds "Hey, don't knock my hobbies!"miss buenos aires wrote:I don't know if even Woody Allen's ego is that inflated; I believe the quote is, "Don't knock masturbation--it's sex with someone I love." I got to use that joke the other day with someone who'd never heard it, which is such an exquisite pleasure. (Not wanking, being the first person to tell an old joke to someone unfamiliar with it.)Otis Westinghouse wrote:Of course 'wanker' is an obvious insult. Woody Allen may call it making love to a very beautiful person...
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