Classic Seinfeld Lines
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
"Hello, Newman..."
This show has always irritated me. Curb your Enthusiasm is even worse!
If anyone dares to quote Friends, I shall leave and never be heard from again...
This show has always irritated me. Curb your Enthusiasm is even worse!
If anyone dares to quote Friends, I shall leave and never be heard from again...
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"Negative" = "Real"
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Priest: "And this offends you as a Jew."
Jerry: "No. It offends me as a comedian."
"That guy has a little name for everybody" -- Jackie Chiles, after being introduced to "the Soup Nazi" on the last episode.
And here's a couple of probably not entirely accurate "Buffy" quotes for Poppet.
Buffy (aiming crossbow at bad guy's head): "Stay back... or I'll pull a William Burroughs on your leader here."
Xander: "You'll bore him to death with free prose?"
"Don't you realize it's folly to resist the will of the Master....bater." -- Renfield-ized Zander tries to backpeddle, from "Buffy vs. Dracula."
Jerry: "No. It offends me as a comedian."
"That guy has a little name for everybody" -- Jackie Chiles, after being introduced to "the Soup Nazi" on the last episode.
And here's a couple of probably not entirely accurate "Buffy" quotes for Poppet.
Buffy (aiming crossbow at bad guy's head): "Stay back... or I'll pull a William Burroughs on your leader here."
Xander: "You'll bore him to death with free prose?"
"Don't you realize it's folly to resist the will of the Master....bater." -- Renfield-ized Zander tries to backpeddle, from "Buffy vs. Dracula."
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You asked for 'em (kinda) -- more "Buffy" quotes.
Former demon Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?!
Wesley: Remember the three key words for any Slayer: Preparation... preparation... preparation.
Buffy: That's one word three times.
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her?
Xander (about marauding Troll, Olaf): Maybe you could fight him.
Spike: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
I could do this all day!
Former demon Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?!
Wesley: Remember the three key words for any Slayer: Preparation... preparation... preparation.
Buffy: That's one word three times.
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: Maybe because they met her?
Xander (about marauding Troll, Olaf): Maybe you could fight him.
Spike: Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
I could do this all day!
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phones pitch guy....."Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?"
Jerry..."Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later."
"Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
"No."
"Well, now you know how I feel."
Brilliant! Does anyone know why Paramount dont seem to be showing Seinfeld in the UK anymore? Where has it gone???? And why do they always show the same old episodes of the Simpsons, and not repeat the new ones!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr..I STILL haven't seen the one with EC on.
Jerry..."Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later."
"Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
"Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
"No."
"Well, now you know how I feel."
Brilliant! Does anyone know why Paramount dont seem to be showing Seinfeld in the UK anymore? Where has it gone???? And why do they always show the same old episodes of the Simpsons, and not repeat the new ones!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr..I STILL haven't seen the one with EC on.