Beatles vs. Stones

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ice nine
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Beatles vs. Stones

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I don't mean who is the better group or who do you prefer, but which group could physically take the other. Pretend that each group was a team in the WWF.

Could Paul beat Mick to a pulp? If George were still alive could he put Keith in a death grip? Could Ringo sneak up upon Charlie and hit him over the head repeatingly with a folding chair? How about John versus Ronny in a steel cage?

Just having some fun here. :D
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Post by bambooneedle »

Paul McCartney would probably run away.
Lennon would naturally go straight for Mick's throat, lift him up, and yank him over the rails.

Ronnie looks like a bit of a weakling; he'd prove ineffective (a quick full swing backslam would be the end of him), same with Charlie Watts though he'd be likely to pull out a gun first and hence be disqualified anyway. Ringo could beat Richards: Keef would shape up menacingly with that ugly mug of his, but a few syncopated jabs to that old ribcage finished off with a "heart punch" and he'd be cactus. Then George Harrrison would exude peace and it would end.

The Lennon-Starr tag-team would be hard to beat.
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Post by Poppet »

oh my.

i laughed so hard i started to choke.

but i'm fine now.

and shall laugh some more.
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Post by RedShoes »

I have nothing to contribute except to say that this thread RULES!!!! :lol:

Thanks for the much needed giggle, bamboo.
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Post by Poppet »

and thanks to ice_nine for bringing it up. :)
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