Michael Jackson has the flu!

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:46 pm

I don't want to be dramatic, just trying to prepare us all for the beginning of the media onslaught that will last the next 2 years and make the OJ case look like a jay-walking trial.

I predict that by the end of the trial, as Jacko's funds run out, we will be alerted to minute by minute updates of MJ liquidating his assets to pay for his defense.

News flash - "Jacko sells She Loves You to retain counsel"

"MJ to put Baby's in Black on waivers"

"In an unexpected deal Jackson trades Come Together, Lovely Rita, and From Me to You for Mark Geragos and an undetermied B-side to be named later"

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:06 am

I wonder if he might eventually make a run for it. MJ could get involved in a car chase along an LA freeway in an open topped stretch limo - all the while, waving to his adoring fans.

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:16 am

With Liz T in the drivers seat with one hand on the wheel, and the other buried in a deep bag of Vicadin, looking pleasantly plump as they head towards the showdown at Jack in the Box (pun intended)

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:25 am

i think he'll moonwalk to safety when nobody's looking.....it could happen.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:41 am

Why would he make a run for it? He's innocent isn't he?

I'm thinking of flying over to the US and standing outside the courtroom with my "I *heart* you Michael" banner

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:56 pm

He's got the flu? Yeah. And I'm a natural blonde.

How could be possibly have the flu? There's nothing on or in his body made of organic matter anymore.

This is sad all the way round. Sad that he's once again using illness as a way of getting out of court (he did the same thing last year when he was here in Indianapolis). Sadder still that the courts are letting him.

Boo Michael. BOO.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:59 pm

Yeah, what she said.

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:10 pm

I'll add a HISSS to that BOO.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:04 pm

At some point, maybe it was the noise or the whitened skin, I determined that MJ was doomed to die in some premature and nasty fashion. I wasn't sure how, but I figured he just had to die of pure weirdness and bad-smelling karma. If he goes to prison....

To me, the whole thing is kind of tragic in the Shakespearian sense. Fantasy is the basis of all creativity, but MJ's inability to separate it from reality on any level seem to have led to a complete disintegration of his personality and any moral compass whatever.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:08 pm

For some time now, I've been wondering about Jackson a little bit. He seems a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't trust him one little bit.

Anyone else think he might be up to something?

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:03 am

Jackson Monk wrote:For some time now, I've been wondering about Jackson a little bit. He seems a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't trust him one little bit.

I was thinking the same thing about you

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:57 pm

Because he's bad, he's bad, com on it, shambluey.

Those are the words, right?

Please advise.

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:48 pm

I believe the correct word is "chumon."

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:26 am

"Chumon" is a word that hasn't worked it's way to the midwest yet.

Like most innovations, we will probably have to wait till it comes out as a hand creme.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:09 am

Michael J has flu
But this is nothing new

His nose made out of cheese
means that when he does a sneeze

His eyes turn blue
His skin a strange hue

he begins to wheeze
gets on his knees

And thinks that young men is what he needs

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:23 am

What the hell is CHUMON? The High Priest of Pedophila??

MJ is a chumon god!