Michael Jackson has the flu!
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Michael Jackson has the flu!
I don't want to be dramatic, just trying to prepare us all for the beginning of the media onslaught that will last the next 2 years and make the OJ case look like a jay-walking trial.
I predict that by the end of the trial, as Jacko's funds run out, we will be alerted to minute by minute updates of MJ liquidating his assets to pay for his defense.
News flash - "Jacko sells She Loves You to retain counsel"
"MJ to put Baby's in Black on waivers"
"In an unexpected deal Jackson trades Come Together, Lovely Rita, and From Me to You for Mark Geragos and an undetermied B-side to be named later"
I predict that by the end of the trial, as Jacko's funds run out, we will be alerted to minute by minute updates of MJ liquidating his assets to pay for his defense.
News flash - "Jacko sells She Loves You to retain counsel"
"MJ to put Baby's in Black on waivers"
"In an unexpected deal Jackson trades Come Together, Lovely Rita, and From Me to You for Mark Geragos and an undetermied B-side to be named later"
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He's got the flu? Yeah. And I'm a natural blonde.
How could be possibly have the flu? There's nothing on or in his body made of organic matter anymore.
This is sad all the way round. Sad that he's once again using illness as a way of getting out of court (he did the same thing last year when he was here in Indianapolis). Sadder still that the courts are letting him.
Boo Michael. BOO.
How could be possibly have the flu? There's nothing on or in his body made of organic matter anymore.
This is sad all the way round. Sad that he's once again using illness as a way of getting out of court (he did the same thing last year when he was here in Indianapolis). Sadder still that the courts are letting him.
Boo Michael. BOO.
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At some point, maybe it was the noise or the whitened skin, I determined that MJ was doomed to die in some premature and nasty fashion. I wasn't sure how, but I figured he just had to die of pure weirdness and bad-smelling karma. If he goes to prison....
To me, the whole thing is kind of tragic in the Shakespearian sense. Fantasy is the basis of all creativity, but MJ's inability to separate it from reality on any level seem to have led to a complete disintegration of his personality and any moral compass whatever.
To me, the whole thing is kind of tragic in the Shakespearian sense. Fantasy is the basis of all creativity, but MJ's inability to separate it from reality on any level seem to have led to a complete disintegration of his personality and any moral compass whatever.
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