This is for all non-EC or peripheral-EC topics. We all know how much we love talking about 'The Man' but sometimes we have other interests.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:34 am
As Michael's popularity dwindled alarmingly he waved to his adoring fan.......
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
Mr. Average
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Location: Orange County, Californication
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by Mr. Average » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:16 am
I'm not sure what she did to deserve it, but that reporter with the open hand over her head is as good as dead...
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
mood swung
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by mood swung » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:17 pm
Who wants to sleep over? who? jesus juice for everybody!
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Tim(e)
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by Tim(e) » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:10 pm
Huh?? Are you sure? Are you telling me this broad here, who I just spent the happiest night of my life with, aint really Dianna Ross??!!?
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:25 am
Hands up all those who think im innocent of the charges...what no-one else?
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
Fishfinger king
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by Fishfinger king » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:22 pm
Richard Thompson was pleased with his new career as a ventriloquist, but couldn't quite get his hand up the right hole in his Michael Jackson dummy.
Can't you see I'm trying to change this water to wine
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:42 pm
John hadn't quite got the hang of putting on condoms - he had put it carefully over the head as instructed, but unfortunately the wrong one.......
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
stormwarning
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by stormwarning » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:53 pm
The doctor had said that while the brace would work for his teeth, the rest of his face would need something a little more drastic.
"And don't remove it for the next 6 months" were the last words he remembered hearing as he left the clinic.
Where's North from 'ere?
Mr. Average
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by Mr. Average » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:19 am
Little Howie Mandel Jr. thought he was on to something big, 'til Dad broke the bad news.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:36 am
Johns impression of 'Casper the friendly ghost' was pretty good..........
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
mood swung
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by mood swung » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:38 am
Michael Myers, the early years.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:31 am
Johns friends always thought he was a prick - now they'd had it confirmed.....
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
bambooneedle
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by bambooneedle » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:34 am
"please smack me across the head with a four by two"
selfmademug
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by selfmademug » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:46 pm
"I don't care if it's not how you use a hammer, it's in my contract to be shot from above!"
mood swung
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by mood swung » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:09 pm
When weight loss and black leather failed to reignite his film career, Divine returned to his first love: cruising construction sites. "I've got a hammer, I can hammer in the morn-orn-ing, I can hammer in the e-e-vening, all over this land..."
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:22 pm
In trying to keep up the old traditions as her pants were too tight to show of her 'builders crack' she decided to show off her 'builders cleavage' instead!
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
selfmademug
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by selfmademug » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:34 pm
Gillibeanz wrote: 'builders crack'
As a bit of affectionate annoyance, my ex used to refer to that as one's 'union card' (I work in the labor movement, see).
Anyway, y'all know that is Joan Rivers, right? I suppose she's a joke in herself.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:52 am
I saw Joan on TV the other week - she is looking more like Jocelyne Wildenstein with every operation!!
Joycelyne had so many face lifts her pubic hair was now on her head!!
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:04 pm
Jocelyne Wildenstein has been chosen by Tesco supermarket to promote the King Edward potato - she is to be crowned 'Mrs Potato head' next week!!
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
Who Shot Sam?
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by Who Shot Sam? » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:20 pm
Gillibeanz wrote: Jocelyne Wildenstein has been chosen by Tesco supermarket to promote the King Edward potato - she is to be crowned 'Mrs Potato head' next week!!
I can't even look at it - her head resembles papier mache. Like one of those plastic surgery disasters in "Brazil".
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