![Mad :x](./images/smilies/icon_mad.gif)
According to my mate, Pires is apparently a very pleasant Gooner (which is surely a contradiction in terms
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
I'd pick Reyes for a decking ahead of Pires, cos unlike Pires, Reyes is a whinging little prick who can dish it out, but can't take it. Reyes is like the kid at school who will happily give a sly dig to the kid next to him and then call the teacher if he gets one back. The way he rolled back onto the pitch in Madrid sums him up. Total cunt.
Forgot DROGBA!!!! He's a bit big to lump though. Have to shoot him from a distance.