I'm off to work!
Now I'm going to be sitting around all night figuring out what part of the human body starts with "ni..."
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That's why you need The Brunch Rule. Don't ever have sex with someone you wouldn't eat brunch with. More self respect for you and her. (unless it's in a sex club with glory holes or the like)wehitandrun wrote:Haha, close. It wasn't working!
It had a lot to do with that I realized I wasn't interested in this girl like an hour into the procedings, which is when the trouble started.
Uh oh, I've said too much.
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Do you like count them up dude???? You probably have a book with all the details...along with a dick growth chartwehitandrun wrote:Now that is a long story. It's the 9th or so sexual experience between her and I, and the 7th was a year or so ago. After the 7th, which was horrible, I said this shouldnt happen anymore and she agreed (yes, the 8th was a short, one sided recent one that led up to the 9th).RedShoes wrote:I suppose it's pointless to ask why you were having a 'sexual experience' with a girl you'd realized you weren't interested in, isn't it?wehitandrun wrote:Haha, close. It wasn't working!
It had a lot to do with that I realized I wasn't interested in this girl like an hour into the procedings, which is when the trouble started.
Uh oh, I've said too much.
Then lastnight it was snowing out and I was skidding everywhere, so I stopped at her house at midnight. Her sister answered the door and she was asleep in her room, and I went up and we woke her up. Then she made me lay in the bed like in Forest Gump and then, yadda yadda yadda, it was 3am.
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Last night I went to a CD release party for Emm Gryner, a local singer/songwriter who happened to land a gig singing back-up for Bowie on his 2000 tour. It was fun, and since we were on the guest list we got free drinks!
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You know, I temporarily forgot we men actually had those. Darn evolution and it's vestigial mammalian tricks.RedShoes wrote:Well, his nipples are quite nice.bobster wrote:Now I'm going to be sitting around all night figuring out what part of the human body starts with "ni..."
But I bet he didn't want me to say that.
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I fell more than 10 steps down my basement stairs yesterday afternoon when I lost my balance. I am quite embarassed and my face looks like I have been pimp slapped. I have two black eyes, two knots on my forehead, a swollen nose, a busted lip, and two beat up arms and shoulders.
I'll be taking it easy today.
I'll be taking it easy today.
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I would have laughed out loud too Red but the inappropriate use of Bobster's apostrophe on "its" stopped me.RedShoes wrote:El Vez just made me laugh out loud.
(Thank you!)
By the way El Vez, any chance of reposting those old stories from your youth that were on the board before it crashed?
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And here I thought the two were interconnected somehow
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And a sprinkler repairman just walked in with a shirt that looks like it went through a paper shredder
I forgot my iPod at home today so I am forced to listen to the sound of white noise. Bah.
And a sprinkler repairman just walked in with a shirt that looks like it went through a paper shredder
This morning you've got time for a hot, home-cooked breakfast! Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes.