Wake up you footy fans!!!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:32 pm

mood swung wrote:Meanwhile, ATP, it was a pretty gosh darn good day in Tampa.

Yeah, Landycakes' best performance ever in a national team shirt? Now I'd like to see him do that when it counts.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:29 am

and it was a really really ugly national team shirt. did you watch the game? I'd say take that 'interim' word needs to go, but then again he's won his first 3 games with it. I had not seen Feilhaber play before, and Michael Bradley's grown up a lot - I think they'll be good additions. I hope Mostest does better tomorrow.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:50 am

Yeah, Feilhaber is a nice addition. The team seems to be playing better under Bradley (maybe they had Bruce burn out?), but they haven't really tested themselves away from home yet.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:50 pm

Wrong thread?

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:57 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Wrong thread?

ummm

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:55 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Wrong thread?

They actually play football (or saw-ker) in the US of A, believe it or not.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:43 am

Who Shot Sam? wrote:
Otis Westinghouse wrote:Wrong thread?
They actually play football (or saw-ker) in the US of A, believe it or not.

Yes...but isn't that only the girls?

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:08 am

Otis (O-tuhs) n. 1. common type of American-made elevator. 2. loveable town drunk featured in The Andy Griffith Show. 3. Englishter for arrogant jackass.

p.s. Girls only play half court basketball over here in Amerikuh. At least that's all we had when I was in school and it seems like things really haven't changed that much, the world over.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:16 am

mood swung wrote:Otis (O-tuhs) n. 1. common type of American-made elevator. 2. loveable town drunk featured in The Andy Griffith Show. 3. Englishter for arrogant jackass.

p.s. Girls only play half court basketball over here in Amerikuh. At least that's all we had when I was in school and it seems like things really haven't changed that much, the world over.

Nope...not in Great Britain. My 2 girls both play association football, tennis, tag rugby and netball. The youngest also whips my ass at Tae Kwon Do. Of course, evidence suggests that most girls give up organised sports by the age of 18. Shame.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:56 am

you might want to check the adjustments on your sarcasm detector.

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:16 am

Jackson Monk wrote:
Who Shot Sam? wrote: In the meantime, people will probably go on blaming all of England's woes on Frank Lampard.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A21138095

Good news for the guy who wrote the article - I hear Lampard is injured and won't play today.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:42 am

invisible Pole wrote:
Jackson Monk wrote:
Who Shot Sam? wrote: In the meantime, people will probably go on blaming all of England's woes on Frank Lampard.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A21138095
Good news for the guy who wrote the article - I hear Lampard is injured and won't play today.

They'll dominate mighty Andorra and it will all be down to Frank not playing!

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:45 pm

Who Shot Sam? wrote:[They actually play football (or saw-ker) in the US of A, believe it or not.

Oh I see! I assumed you were discussing one oof those American sports.

Frankyboy is suffering from a bad case of Fear of Not Even Being Able to Do Anything in an England Shirt Against a National Team as Dismissable as Andorra, poor lad.

Randlepmcmurphy · Post by **Randlepmcmurphy** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:37 am

I'd love to contribute to this thread but being Welsh i'm afraid i have absolutely nothing to say

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:33 pm

I've never let having nothing to say stop me...

welcome!

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:38 pm

Randlepmcmurphy wrote:I'd love to contribute to this thread but being Welsh i'm afraid i have absolutely nothing to say

How about a hymn to the godlike genius of Giggsy?

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:10 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:
Randlepmcmurphy wrote:I'd love to contribute to this thread but being Welsh i'm afraid i have absolutely nothing to say
How abou ta hymn to the godlike genius of Giggsy?

Or to his ape-like hairyness?

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:55 pm

Oh Ryan Giggs
Don't need no wigs
He is the best
With his ape-like chest

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:35 am

What did Alex Ferguson have in common with James brown............................................................................................................wait for it.......................................

Neither played Gig(g)s in January.......

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:56 am

That's a better joke phonetically.

Don't give up the day job Jackson

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:44 pm

Away goal at least. Scholes is a loon.

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:39 pm

Or Totti knew exactly what he was going to do when he headed towards Scholes.
At least Perrotta is out of the next game too.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:09 pm

1-0 - we can do it! Chelsea's mountain is higher. Liverpool deliver again in Europe!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:04 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:1-0 - we can do it! Chelsea's mountain is higher.

How do you figure? Sure, Valencia have an away goal but I thought we acquitted ourselves well this evening and could easily have won it. We have it all to play for at 1-1. Hopefully Essien will be back by then to give us a little more impetus in midfield.

Scholes' atrocious tackling finally comes back to bite him in the ass. He's a serial offender in the PL but gets away with it because of lenient referees. No such luck in Europe. What a knucklehead. Neither foul was necessary.

What kind of ManU fan takes joy in Liverpool's triumph?

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:35 am

Who Shot Sam? wrote:Scholes' atrocious tackling finally comes back to bite him in the ass. He's a serial offender in the PL but gets away with it because of lenient referees. No such luck in Europe. What a knucklehead. Neither foul was necessary.

Have to agree with this. I'm a fan of aspects of his game, but his tackling is and has always been suspect. Being at Man Utd has saved him countless cards over the years.