Commercials For Wang Pills

Marxbro · Post by **Marxbro** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:10 am

I keep seeing more and more of those Cialis, Viagra, Levitra and other wang pill commercials on TV all the time and I don't really like them. They seem kind of like something I'd see advertised in magazines but I'm not so hot about seeing them on TV.

I am 100% anti-censorship so I'd never say that they should be taken off the air but I feel bad for the parents who have to explain to their kids what those products actually do.

I feel bad for dudes with non-functioning wangs though, just for the record. It's sad; so so sad.

What do you think?

Brain Squiggles, it's good for your wang!

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:19 am

The funniest one has to be that Bob guy who gets out of the pool and all of the neighbors are staring at him.

I don't know so much that a lot of guy NEED them as they want to go that extra distance. You know? I think men feel pressured to be something sometimes that women aren't asking for.

Doc says "use it or lose it", so he feels that the more he uses it now, the less likely he will have problems with it in the future. He says that because it seems like all the men we know who have encountered this problem are ones who were not very sexually active in the past.

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:57 am

I liked the other one with Bob (same guy?) - he's walking through the office and people are asking him "New haircut Bob?", "Lose weight Bob?" - he just keeps smiling and saying no - turns out the reason Bob looks so good is that he had a four hour erection the previous night.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:58 am

I have a huge mistrust of the pharmaceutical companies pushing these addictive pills, and reliance on them won't help you get an erection without them because that doesn't address the psychological causes of impotence. Plus, who wants to go around with an erection for four hours... It might be dangerous.

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:28 am

You could take an eye out.

crash8_durham · Post by **crash8_durham** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:41 am

I don't need wang enhancement pills but if it ever comes down to that point, hell I would be the first in line. As for the commercials, I thought it was funny to hear that if you had an erection that lasted for 4 or more hours you should go to the hospital. First, if that were the case I am sure one might pass out from loss of blood to the head. Second, who would want to walk into the hospital in that condition and try to explain it. And 3, for them to have that on the commercial, some poor guinea pig had to suffer through that at least once.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:26 pm

I liked the one with the guy throwing the footballs through the tire. Very subtle.

Reminded me of that old Devo video with the hot dogs and donuts. Can't remember which tune it was.

ice nine · Post by **ice nine** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:49 pm

I like the feminine napkin commercials. There is one with three youngs girls on the beach and one girl ask the other how she can wear a bikini.

crash8_durham · Post by **crash8_durham** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:53 pm

i liked the SNL spoof on the Depends commercial called Ooops I crapped my pants

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:55 am

Wang Pills are all the rage. I actually tried them one night, although I have no medical problems, BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a hard on for 17 hours and nearly impaled my girlfriend...............don't take em unless you have a problem.....or unless you enjoy being a loner with a boner.